Pantsless Progressive

"I’m suspending my campaign because of the continued distraction, the continued hurt caused on me and my family not because we are not fighters, not because I’m not a fighter. It’s just that when I went through this reassessment of the impact on my family first, the impact on you my supporters […] as well on the impact to continue to raise the necessary funds to be competitive… we had to come to this conclusion. 
So here’s Plan B: the pundits would like for me to shut up, drop out and go away. Well, as my grandmother who lived to be 104 years old used to say, ‘When somebody was dead wrong, bless their little hearts.’ I’m not going to be silenced and I’m not going away! […] Plan B - and I call it TheCainSolutions.com.” -Herman Cain, troll of the year.

"I’m suspending my campaign because of the continued distraction, the continued hurt caused on me and my family not because we are not fighters, not because I’m not a fighter. It’s just that when I went through this reassessment of the impact on my family first, the impact on you my supporters […] as well on the impact to continue to raise the necessary funds to be competitive… we had to come to this conclusion. 

So here’s Plan B: the pundits would like for me to shut up, drop out and go away. Well, as my grandmother who lived to be 104 years old used to say, ‘When somebody was dead wrong, bless their little hearts.’ I’m not going to be silenced and I’m not going away! […] Plan B - and I call it TheCainSolutions.com.” -Herman Cain, troll of the year.

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  1. angryfuckingliberal reblogged this from pantslessprogressive and added:
    Herman Cain, victim blamer of the year
  2. texsquid reblogged this from pantslessprogressive and added:
    the question is.. how much money does Cain clear? cuz’ , the cynical view,(and mine Dear Reader).. is that this...
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  6. alternativecitycomics said: If you can’t keep little Herman in your pants, BLAME YOURSELF!
  7. alternativecitycomics reblogged this from pantslessprogressive and added:
    If you can’t keep little Herman in your pants, BLAME YOURSELF!
  8. flippantninja reblogged this from afternoonsnoozebutton
  9. collaterlysisters reblogged this from reagan-was-a-horrible-president and added:
    Not really, because plan b is not an abortifacient drug?
  10. lufrias reblogged this from pantslessprogressive and added:
    Let’s be honest. He’s suspending his campaign because he knows that sexual deviancy is only OK after you get elected to...
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  12. your-favorite-grump reblogged this from afternoonsnoozebutton and added:
    Does that mean no free pizza?
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  16. ghdos reblogged this from reagan-was-a-horrible-president and added:
    Wait. That second part is a real quote? Jesus.
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    Herman Cain Suspends His Campaign
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    Heh.
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